Screw You de Mayo

Today is Cinco de Mayo, where idiots celebrate a rare Mexican military victory. Yes, the Mexican army defeated the French in a battle, and for some reason the US celebrates it. Heck, if the Russians, Germans and British celebrated on every date in history they defeated a French Army, and we joined in, we'd never get anything done.

Now, here's my idea: Mexico has invaded us with an 'army' of 11 million people who are illegally in the US. Monday, on Uno de Mayo, Mexicans niñocotted the US. And, today, they want us to forget about that and to celebrate along with them.

To that, I say Screw You!

Let's boycott all Cinco de Mayo celebrations. The beer tastes like pi$$ anyways [if you have to add fresh fruit to the beer, that should be a warning that the beer sux], and the food is likely prepared and served by the invading army of illegales. Your buying this from them and tipping them just adds economic incentive for them to come here.

If they want to celebrate one of their few military victories, God bless 'em. But, don't encourage their illegal activities by participating as if you want them to be illegally here!

Yes, we should show Mexico just how proud we are of the Mexican Invasion by totally and completely ignoring all things Mexican Friday. Drink American beer at an American establishment. Drink a daiquiri or rum runner instead of a margarita.

Screw you De Mayo!

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